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Travel news : An overturned lorry on the M6 past junction 28 is causing long delays and tail-backs of up to 2 miles. Drivers are advised to find alternative routes. On the underground today : A security alert on the Victoria line means there is, for the moment, no service between Kings Cross and Victoria. We will bring you further news as it comes in. This is Martin Macereth for 145.4 FM Travel News, on the hour - every hour, brought to you in association with the A.A. - Britain's fourth emergency service....

GEO 934Y (Ford)

Geoff Pike was dreaming that one of his Netherland Dwarfs had won overall best rabbit at the intercounty agricultural show. As he imagined collecting the trophy he took a long draw on his Silk Cut Low Tar and stared at the kids who were pulling faces at him from the backseat of the car in front. Ugly kids - wouldn't recommend them for best of breed. Bad pedigree. Ugly parents.

The queue shuffled slightly forward.

MR BASS (B.M.W)

Nobody could see Earl but Earl could see them. The windows of his B.M.W. were tinted black. X-series 2000 speakers were pumping out a deep base line " 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, like a rocket in my poc.. gonna take off, make off, Ain't gonna snake off, 'cause.. " Earl turned the cassette off and took a can of cola from the glove compartment.

DHL 34D (Audi)

Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket, save it for a rainy day. Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket, never let it fade away...

Will you stop singing that awful song John!

Sorry, its stuck in my head.......Oh God, I wish this jam would move.

Just calm down, there is nothing you can do to speed it up, put the radio on or something........

NO WAY!

That's amazing

You must be psychic or something. Shit! What are the chances of that happening ? I heard that people can pick up the radio on their false teeth.

Maybe someone had it on their car radio and you subconsciously heard it. Wow, I should be on Arthur C Clark's Mysterious World.

FBC 45T ( Mercedes Coach)

Attention class! We are going to be arriving home later than planned, so I'm getting off to ring the school and leave a message for your parents. In the mean time the driver is going to put a video on. If the driver reports any bad behaviour while I'm away then next week's trip will be cancelled. Be good.