Dancing Pants
Monday morning, a cram-full bus, nasty weather, yawning, grumbling and sneezing… anything except good mood. Yet, if in an overcrowded tube you notice a person smiling with satisfaction, perhaps, she has some sweet secret. She may wear pants with a vibrator: once fixed in your body, it will give you pleasant ticking inside. As a result, morning will not seem so miserable. Stress at work, agonizing suspense in queues and jams, nervousness before exams, quarrels with a boss and friend’s boycott – all these will not bother you any longer. If you are surrounded by problems, if you are sad or irritated, pleasant and mischievous feeling between your hips will help you get rid of bad emotions. Such pants with inbuilt vibrator and dildo are called “dancing” pants, since unintentionally a woman starts to move rhythmically and feel as if she is making love with a partner.
Dancing pants is a perfect device for the ladies who do not want to wait and can rely on this toy. Or, in other words, for women who have not been invited for a dance. These pants with fantastic phallic life inside are, as a rule, made of latex tightly clinging to the body, and sometimes – of leather. Inside the pants is a dildo as large as 12 to 20 centimeters, which fills the vagina and trains vaginal muscles. The pants are equipped with a small electric engine that sets the phallus in motion. Sometimes the rod has a mechanism imitating ejaculation.
In addition to the models with classic penis there are pants with soft vibrating bends for clitoral stimulation and shot thin tentacles for anal stimulation. Such vibrators work intensively but silently. They can be operated invisibly for the others. Nobody will determine what the outwardly happy owner of these marvel-pants is doing now. Only satisfied expression may give her away.
In the course of experiments similar pants were developed for men as well, with the prominent penis being replaced by a tight vagina. However the results were unsatisfactory: firstly, such a vaginal prosthesis has big sizes enlarging size of genuine penis, and secondly, ejaculation causes discomfort connected with sperm smell and dampness. Anyway such pants can be worn with wide-cut trousers and talk powder as well as aromatic substances will kill sperm smell. Such male pants are not sold, yet true admirers of such underwear contrive them themselves of rubber trousers and dolls.
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