'I've got squirting glue out of my hands that gets people. I've got lines the come out of my eyes
special eyes that lines come out of and poke people and make a blast.......' short fiction by Matt Fuller

I've got squirting glue out of my hands that gets people. I've got lines the come out of my eyes special eyes that lines come out of and poke people and make a blast. They go red and they've got special things in to do power. I've got special cheeks and eyes and lips and teeth and mouth and hair. I've got a mask that has got scary eyes and has things in it. Lots of things and sweets crawling things. I've got a belt. My hands and feet are sticky and I can climb up buildings and get people. I can squirt glue that swings like a rope and ties people up. My feet are full of power and grow giant. I can fly like an aeroplane and squirt string that tastes like chocolate onto a special house that has writing on it. Inside there is treasure and sweets and chocolate.

I see people on a big telly. I guard my treasure in a big house that no-one can come into. I have a special mask and hat and boots and gloves that make crisps. No-one can get me I am bigger. I've got sharp bits that explode and make a big bang. I am stronger. I've got knees and hands and teeth and fingers that grow stronger. I've got got clothes and a fridge and a washing machine and a cooker and rice that makes me have power. I shoot up into the sky and get people with my hands and special power. The writing on my building that is massive that no-one can get into says power.

I squirt glue on them and wrap them up in my glue if they come close. I jump up into the air and fly. My eyes are like knives and I have a strong grip. I hold onto things. I make things into pieces. I eat them up and I can push them over. I run very fast and go faster. I have flames coming out of my feet that make me fly. I go so fast. My belt has special things and things and string and rope and glue and throwing things. I has secret things that always help me and treaure. I have more treasure than people. Inside my mask are things that go bang and make a noise. I can grow into a giant. If I want to I can go under the sea and swim under water for ever like a fish. I can disappear and zoom up to people quickly and make them go away. I can turn into nothing. I can run so fast you can't see. I have special knives in my skin and sharp gloves with big fingers. I have got lots of vitamins in a special container that makes me grow bigger and stronger. It makes me go super.

I have power. I can turn into anything. A fish. A dog. A bear. An animal or a secret chair. Or a wall. Or a door. Or a fingernail. No one can see me. My mask is scary. I can frighten people. When I jump up light shines out of the sky and it's very loud. I have special clothes that bullets can't get me and it doesn't make me cry. I can throw them away into the air and laugh. I shout. I have secret things that do special things and get better. I can make a loud noise. I can go up in a rocket and fly. I make flames from my eyes. I can go underneath a car on the street. I can make cakes and eat them all up very fast in one big gulp. The lines on my face are scary. I can wee into a bottle and throw it at you. I can climb through deep water and shoot into the air. I can hold onto things going very fast and squash them so that they stop going very fast. My skin is like metal and gets shiny. It's very strong. I can shoot money and save people. I can go along the road like an ambulance. I can pick things up and hold them very high. One day I turned into an elephant and squirted water onto people. I can eat things by looking at them. My eyes are covered in a mask that is strong. I am covered in blackness. I've got big giant black eyes and look fierce. I can eat a lot of chocolate very fast and bread as well. Five loaves were thrown through the air and I catch them in my mouth like a lion and eat them so fast. I can race up a hill and up buildings or jump down on a rope that comes out of my hands or my feet. I can fly across the city and jump on people. The rope is so strong that it stays there and doesn't break. I am laughing behind my mask but people can't see me. I'm secret. For five days I went on a skateboard and for sixty. I jumped up in the air on the skateboard and landed down on the street. It's very strong. My teeth are like a dog's teeth and can bite people.

I can squirt you with chocolate and eat you. I have things all over my arms and my legs that make me strong. I throw people up in the air. I can stretch my arms into a bridge to cross over the river if I want to. I can help people and give them crisps. My eyes can grow bigger and I can make them fall out. I can eat flames and shout very loudly with them. My fingers are like sausages. They can touch hot things and not hurt. I flew through the fire and said things on the other side. In my house I can sleep while I am flying and I don't fall down even when I'm asleep. I can stay in my house because it's secret and made of shiny metal that keeps in my power and all my things. Sometimes I turn red and tell people off. I have lines all over me that keep out the bullets. Sometimes I can jump into the air and land like a spider and run away into a secret hiding place that no-one can find that's my house. For a hundred days I stood still very quiet and suprised people. I am like a stone and can eat very cold things. I can run through the rain and it doesn't get me wet.

I chased a giant away. I found the pirate's treasure under the sand and threw it into the sea for the fish. I have as many fingers as I like. I can turn over. I can switch things on and off and break them. I can pull people's heads off and stamp on them. I can eat anything I like for food. I jumped up onto a building and through a window and crept around. No-one watched me and I did secret things in the night. I went into a big car and held the steering wheel with both hands and went down the road very fast and faster. When I jump up there is smoke and steam and clouds and fire. Inside my belt I have food to eat and special things like crisps and tiny sweets and chocolate and lots of drinks. I jumped onto a building and hid very quietly. If you look at me you can't see me because I'm special unless I turn into a giant. I have a giant face and open my mouth very wide like a monster and shake my arms. I can hold people very tight so that they can't move. I went on a motorbike very fast and did a skid across the road. I can walk into any building and run up all the stairs like a machine. If I hold onto someone they can't run away because I catch them. My skin can make slime. I can close my eyes and explode going round and round and round.

I can explode very loudly too. If someone tries to hold onto me they fall over. I can pick a building up from the floor and throw it into the air. And a car as well. My mouth can go massive and I can shoot into the air faster and go through the clouds. If someone tries to get me they can't get me because I can run away very fast like a lightening rocket. I can make fire come out of my eyes and my fingers and shoot it in the night jumping over the river and the bridge. My eyes can turn into all sorts of eyes. I can grow eyes anywhere on my face and see everything all over.